A quote for your yachting experience

I’ve mentioned it before, but I’ll mention it again.

A common thing (unfortunately) with a certain type of Jetset Babes out there is rudeness. They are terrible when it comes to staff, especially in restaurants and yachts.

Each time I’ve been a guest on a yacht together with other girls (who are guests as well) I always hear rudeness towards the staff. For those of you who don’t know, but there is always a crew on board on a luxury yacht. They are there to help out with everything, cooking, cleaning, driving your around, stocking up on food etc.

Some people tend to forget that they are INVITED to stay on boat, and that they don’t actually own it. If we’re gonna talk about girls, then I can tell you they behave like they own the place and the crew are their servants.

Forget hearing words like “may I have…” instead it’s “get me this, get me that, do this, do that“. It pisses me off big time. I always tell the girls to chill out with the rudeness, we are guests after all and should act accordingly. Plus it’s common decency to treat others the way you want to be treated back. Many of them of course ignore my words, and continue with the diva attitude.

Anyway since we’re speaking about yachts, I must say I’m not so tempted going yachting this year.

Last summer I was living on 2 different yachts, one week in St Tropez and  another in Ibiza. One of them was a friend of mine who got some of his friends together but there was also a lot of random girls on board. The amount of girls compared to the amount of guys was silly. Although it was fun with a free holiday for myself, it felt like a Puff Daddy video – a complete meat market and I felt too old for that kind of shit. It was like my cool friend from London all of a sudden changed personality and became a complete sleezeball once we hit St tropez.

The other time I had a girlfriend of mine who invited me along her friends on a boat. It was all pretty awesome until I realized as soon as we got there that she didn’t really know these people that well.

The picture I had in my head before going , was us being on a yacht with her cool & interesting friends partying together in Ibiza. Turned out like a complete different scenario. It was me, and her, some hookers, some normals girls and some sleezy guys together on a boat. I was like, WTF is this? Thankfully we knew some other people in Ibiza so we escaped from that yachting fail.

Gosh, I have so many other stories to tell, but that’s for another time. My point with this was to say that yachting is so damn overrated unless you go with some really close friends. Unfortunately all my close friends don’t care about things like yachts (haha) so I’ve been going with acquaintances only, hence the reason of me having all kinds of weird stories to tell.

And for that reason I feel totally done with trips like this.

I rather stay in a shitty hotel on my own then listen to another plastic girl kissing some old fat ugly guys ass, just because he rented a yacht and have all this $$$$$. You should really see one day for yourself the things some Jetset Babes are willing to do as soon as they smell $$$$$. Just sayin :)